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When Life Hands You Pizza… Spice It Up! (LOL, Here’s What Happened Next)

Mary S. Cooke
4 min readFeb 12, 2025

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The night my boyfriend turned into the pizza guy and delivered more than just carbs.

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We’ve all fantasized about wild, ridiculous scenarios — moments that feel like they’ve been ripped straight from a cheesy rom-com or, let’s be honest, an adult comedy. But how often do those moments actually happen? For me, one did.

And trust me, it was every bit as hilarious, awkward, and memorable as you’d imagine. Let me set the scene.

The Doorbell Rings, and So Does My Imagination

It was a typical Friday night. I’d ordered pizza because, well, carbs are the cure to a long week, right? What I didn’t expect was the delivery guy to knock on my door and flip my night upside down.

When I opened the door, there he was — my boyfriend. Wearing the pizza delivery uniform. Holding a pizza box. And looking unreasonably hot for someone dressed in a logo-emblazoned cap and a shirt that screamed, “Extra cheese for $2!”

Before I could process the absurdity of it, he grinned. “You ordered pizza?”

Uniforms, Laughter, and Hormones

Here’s the thing: seeing someone you’ve been with for ages dressed up in a whole new light does…

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Mary S. Cooke
Mary S. Cooke

Written by Mary S. Cooke

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